SEPT 11, 2026
HE FIXED HER TAIL. SHE GAVE HIM THE LOOK.
He says he was helping. She has asked us to print that in quotation marks.
READ THE RECEIPTS →THE PERMANENT RECORD / UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU
WE KEEP
RECEIPTS.
Yesterday’s scandals. Still your problem.
SEPT 11, 2026
EXILED ORANGE TABBY RETURNS WITH VERY FULL TERRITORY CALENDAR
A private visit, according to the press release announcing every minute of it.
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SEPT 11, 2026
MALIBU CAT DENIES DIGGING 30-FOOT “LITTER SITUASHUN”
The hole is structural. His denial is mostly decorative.
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ORIGINAL EDITION
MAYOR MARMALADE DENIES PUSHING GLASS. GLASS "FELL WRONG."
Witnesses saw a paw. Mayor says paws are everywhere and this proves nothing. Plant has been asked not to speek to press.
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ORIGINAL EDITION
WHICH LOCAL ICON RUINED THE CHAIR AND LOOKED AMAZING DOING IT?
Sources say the chair had bad energy and frankly it was asking for texture.
READ THE RECEIPTS →THEY SAID WHAT NOW? / BACK ISSUES