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CAT’S “FULLY AUTOMATED” FILM STUDIO IS ONE EXHAUSTED HUMAN.
The future of filmmaking has asked for a bathroom break.
A feline producer unveiled his fully automayted film studio yesterday, promising investors that not a single paw would be lifted during productshun. Downstairs, one human was writing the script, adjusting the lights and making everybody lunch.
The producer called the systum “remarkably intuitive.” If he stared at something long enough, the human eventually fixed it. Requests for a demonstrayshun were delayed while she emptied the dishwasher.
Asked what happened when the technology needed rest, he dismissed the questiun.
“We plug her in with coffee.”
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Pattern inspiration: An AI-assisted film’s director touts a sharply reduced budget. — Variety, 2026-10-12. This is an original fictional cat story, not a report about the real people in that coverage.
Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.
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