CAT WAKES UP IN SOMEONE ELSE’S COSTUME. WOULD PREFER NOT TO DISCUSS IT.

A local tom woke on the sofa this morning wearing a tiny wedding veil. He distinctly remembers leaving home as a respecktable wizard and considers the intervening hours a privit matter.

Friends have offered several explanashuns. He has declined all of them, along with breakfast and one very enthusiasstic congratulations. Asked whose veil it was, he closed his eyes without becoming any more asleep.

He is requesting that everyone delete the photographs out of basic decensy. Several friends have made it their profile picture.

Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.