LOCAL / ARRANGEMENTS PENDING

FUNERAL FOR MOTH POSTPONED. MOTH FINE.

OCTOBER 23, 2026 / BY THE CAT DISTRICT STREET DESK

The family has asked for space. Nobody knows the family.

Three housecats sit solemnly around an empty tiny matchbox and daisies while a living moth flies just above the arrangement.

The service was delayed shortly before the eulogy, leaving mourners unsure whether to stay sad or begin the refreshments.

Mabel, who had prepared a moving tribyute, said she could not be expected to rewrite it around every new developmint. Several guests had already complimented her delivery during the rehersal.

The flowers are nonrefundable. So is the emoshunal investment, according to Mabel. She has asked everyone to remain nearby in case the situashun becomes more convenient.

Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.

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