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KITTY’S BAY WINS 14 DISTRICT AWARDS; 11 CATEGORIES WERE CREATED THIS MORNING
The cursed island swept the ceremony. The ferry has stopped running.

Kitty’s Bay, the cozy horror comidy about a skeptikal mayor trying to bring tourists to a curst New England island, won 14 District Awards Monday, including Best Comedy, Best Fog and Outstanding Lighthouse Used Despite Repeated Warnings.
The series follows Mayor Tomcat Loftis, the only cat who does not believe in monstars even as the Sea Hag scratches at Town Hall and ghost fishercats keep leaving fish on his desk.
Eleven award catagories were added shortly before voting.
The island called this a coincidence.
The ferry has stopped running.
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Pattern inspiration: ‘Widow’s Bay’ broke the single-season Emmys comedy record with 14 wins — Associated Press, 2026-09-14. This is an original fictional cat story, not a report about the real people in that coverage.
Fiction & satire. All cat characters and dialogue are invented.
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