SEPT 15, 2026
MISS VELVET DENIES WHISKER LIFT AFTER MET BALL: ‘IT WAS JUST THE LIGHTING’
Her face has not changed. The chandelier has retained counsel.
READ THE STORY →TUESDAY’S PAPER / SEPTEMBER 15, 2026
THE STREET
HEARD THINGS.
Three stories. Three overheards. No one behaved.
SEPT 15, 2026
PRINCESS COLLARS ARE OVER; EXPOSED NECKS AND QUESTIONABLE SHAVES TO RULE AUTUMN
The collar you bought on Friday is embarrassing. The cat who sold it to you has a new collection.
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SEPT 15, 2026
SECOND-BORN TABBY ESCAPES FAMOUS BROTHER’S SHADOW BY MOVING THREE INCHES DOWN THE WINDOWSILL
He wants to be known for his own work. First, he would like you to know who his brother is.
READ THE STORY →OVERHEARD BY THE VENT / SEPTEMBER 15, 2026
THEY SAID
WHAT NOW?
Fictional overheards. Nobody here can be trusted.
“I don’t hate her. I just think every room improves when she leaves.”— Geraldine, holding the door
“The vet called me overweight. The man wears cartoon socks.”— Maurice, declining accountability
“I don’t chase married men. They usually come when you shake the treats.”— Roxanne, near the service entrance