LOCAL / BUSINESS AS USUAL

GERALD GETS HEAD STUCK IN TISSUE BOX. CONTINUES MEETING.

OCTOBER 23, 2026 / BY THE CAT DISTRICT STREET DESK

The committee has never finished early and will not start now.

Four cats sit on a polished boardroom table; three look toward a gray tabby whose head is inside a roomy, cube-shaped cardboard tissue box with no tissues protruding.

Gerald called the meeting to order and requested an update on the missing stapler. His colleagues reported no progress, which he described as disappoynting but consistent.

The commitee then spent twenty minutes debating whether last week’s minutes had been approved or merely tolerated. Gerald asked everyone to stop making this persunal.

A motion to adjurn failed after he mistook the radiator for a raised paw. The radiator was subsequently appointed treasurer. Its attendunce record is excellent.

Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.

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