SOCIETY / DAMAGE CONTROL
CAT RETRACTS PURR AFTER LEARNING WHO WAS PETTING HIM.
The pleasure was real. The endorsement has been withdrawn.
READ HIS CLARIFICATION →SATURDAY’S PAPER / OCTOBER 17, 2026
THE STREET
HEARD THINGS.
Three stories. Three overheards. No one behaved.
SOCIETY / A SOLID MATCH
SOCIETY CAT ENGAGED TO SCRATCHING POST. FRIENDS SAY HE’S GOOD FOR HER.
He listens. He stays. He has never borrowed her car.
MEET THE FIANCÉ →
CULTURE / THE AFTERNOON SHOW
CATS SAVE NEIGHBORHOOD CINEMA. IT IS A WINDOW WITH A BIRD FEEDER.
The cabinet is moving. The audience is not.
TAKE YOUR SEAT →OVERHEARD BY THE VENT / OCTOBER 17, 2026
THEY SAID
WHAT NOW?
Fictional overheards. Nobody here can be trusted.
“I bought a journal to become more interesting. It’s mostly complaints about parking.”— a woman, starting volume two
“She’s lovely to your face. Stay facing her.”— a woman, backing out of lunch
“She calls him her rock. He just sits there.”— his first wife, recognizing the technique