INVESTIGASHUN
CAT DETECTIVE INVESTIGATES MISSING GOLDFISH. VOWS TO FIND KILLER.
A local cat detective has promised to bring a missing goldfish’s killer to justice. He arrived at the scene shortly after breakfast and immediately took charge of the bowl.
A local cat detective has promised to bring a missing goldfish’s killer to justice. He arrived at the scene shortly after breakfast and immediately took charge of the bowl.
Asked how he knew the goldfish was dead, he replied, “We don’t NOT know he’s dead.”
He then inspected the water, questioned the castle and announced that this was now an active investigashun. Further questions would only help the suspect.
The search continues. He has requested a second goldfish to reconstruct the incident.
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Owner-requested original CatDistrict fiction; no external news source.
Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.
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