SEASONAL LIVING / LIGHT A MATCH
FALL’S NEW LITTER SCENT IS... PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE! DISTRICT PREPARES TO POOP FESTIVELY.
Autumn arrives in the box, wearing a tiny scarf and charging extra.
District merchants unveiled autumn’s most anticipated luxury: pumpkin-spice-latte litter, scented with cinnamon, clove and the unmistakable feeling that somebody owns a scarf. Early testers praised its “warm café finish,” though several cats refused to enter after mistaking the box for a seasonal candle display. The manufacturer says the blend is clumpin, compostable and “evocative of October,” which apparently means orange dust on evry surface.
Residents have begun scheduling decorative poops through November.
The café next door has changed its name and denied everything.
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Original CatDistrict seasonal fiction; no external news source.
Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.
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