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Wall Street Crashes After Cat Steps on ‘Sell All.’

NOVEMBER 6, 2026 / BY THE CAT DISTRICT STREET DESK

A cat rests one paw on a trading keyboard while market charts abruptly plunge. Behind it, one trader holds his head, another faces the rear screens with a hand on his head, and a seated trader raises both hands in disbelief.

Wall Street plunged after an office cat stepped on ‘Sell All’ at a market-control supercomputer. Dozens of screens turned red. Billions in risk-management teknology had not anticipated feet.

Financal experts blamed AI regulashun fears and a slower data-center bildout. The cat was trying to reach the warm bit.

He then stepped on the keyboard agan to go back the other way.

Fiction & satire. Inspired by real market news.

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