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CAT DISTRICT / NOVEMBER 1, 2026 / STREET DESK

SUNDAY’S PAPER / NOVEMBER 1, 2026

THE STREET
HEARD THINGS.

Three stories. No one behaved.

A tabby wears a red plush lobster disguise whose two oversized stuffed eyes completely cover his real eyes. His nose, muzzle and whiskers remain visible beneath the matching hood and floppy antennae as a black cat sniffs him in a Halloween party doorway.

DISTRICT GOSSIP

HALLOWEEN DISGUISE FOOLS EVERYONE EXCEPT CAT HE OWES MONEY.

The claws were new. The debt was not.

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A tabby stands on a wooden dining table beside a broad orange Halloween candy bucket, testing the wrapped candies with one front paw; the table edge, legs and dining chairs are visible.

HOME IMPROVEMENTS

CAT FINDS BUCKET OF HALLOWEEN CANDY. IMPRESSED BY NEW LITTER BOX.

Individually wrapped. Extremely considerate.

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A sleepy tabby in a crooked white wedding veil lounges on a beige sofa beside scattered candy wrappers, wrapped sweets, crumpled napkins and a tipped plain pouch spilling dried catnip.

THE MORNING AFTER

CAT WAKES UP IN SOMEONE ELSE’S COSTUME. WOULD PREFER NOT TO DISCUSS IT.

He left as a wizard. His friends have other evidence.

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