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CAT FINDS BUCKET OF HALLOWEEN CANDY. IMPRESSED BY NEW LITTER BOX.

NOVEMBER 1, 2026 / BY THE CAT DISTRICT STREET DESK

A tabby stands on a wooden dining table beside a broad orange Halloween candy bucket, testing the wrapped candies with one front paw; the table edge, legs and dining chairs are visible.

A local cat has discovered a large bucket of Halloween candy and is genuinly thrilled by the household’s new litter box. The colors. The crinkle. The extrordnary range of textures. Somebody finally listened.

He has tested the surface with one paw and is now giving the project his full attenshun. The family’s insistence that this is for guests has only increased his respeckt for their hospitality.

He would like a little privasy. The children would like their bucket back.

Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.

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