ADVICE / LOCATION REVIEWS
Great Places to Pee: A Discerning Cat’s Guide.
Fellow cats: why waste good pee? These locashuns put it where humans will really appreciate it.
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THE STREET
HEARD THINGS.
Three stories. No one behaved.
ROMANCE / PUBLIC RELATIONS
Cat Denies Romance With Dog. Unfortunately, He Is Her Lock Screen.
A society cat dismissed romance rumors this morning, describing the dog as a colleeg with whom she shares several professional interests and, apparantly, a weekend.
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DISTRICT WATCH
WINSTON HAS BEEN CARRYING A SOCK FOR TWENTY MINUTES. NO DESTINATION ANNOUNCED.
An important journey, apparently.
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