Great Places to Pee: A Discerning Cat’s Guide.

Fellow cats: why waste good pee? These locashuns put it where humans will really appreciate it.

• Inside a dark closet. Excellent privasee. Humans love a week of “Where is that smell coming from?”
• Under the sheets. Warm, absorbent, and humans love bedtime surprises.
• In a slipper. Already foot-shaped. We have simply added the missing liquid.
• In the clean laundry. They washed off your smell. Correct their mistayk.
• Inside an open suitcase. Your human gets to take a little of you on vacashun.

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