ROMANCE / PUBLIC RELATIONS
Cat Denies Romance With Dog. Unfortunately, He Is Her Lock Screen.
A society cat dismissed romance rumors this morning, describing the dog as a colleeg with whom she shares several professional interests and, apparantly, a weekend.
Her publicist requested privacee during this difficult period of people correctly noticing things. Friends say the relashunship is strictly business, although nobody can identify the business.
“We are exploring opportunities,” she said.
The dog has already told his mother. His mother says she knew from the beginning and would like to know whether cats do Christmas.
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Fictional cats, behavior and dialogue; no recurring identity assigned. Pattern inspiration only, not claims about real people. A phone lock-screen photo fuels unconfirmed romance speculation. Original pattern inspiration. This is fictional cat satire, not a report about real people.
Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.
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