DISTRICT LIFE
Kitten Invites Large Dog to Hide Behind Him During Thunderstorm.

When thunder interrupted the afternoon, a small kitten named Martin offered the household’s largest dog a place behind him. The dog accepted without requesting dimmenshuns.
Martin positioned himself between the window and his guest, then looked back to check the arrangment. Considerable amounts of dog remained visible on either side. Martin moved an inch left. This appeared satisfactry.
They stayed together until the rain eased. Neighbors confirm that no further assistence was requested. The dog rested his chin near Martin’s tail, and Martin remained at his post. For someone in his first thunderstorm, he seemed remarkably well prepaired.
Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.
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