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KITTEN DISCOVERS TAIL BELONGS TO HIM. INVESTIGATION CONTINUES.

OCTOBER 24, 2026 / BY THE CAT DISTRICT STREET DESK

The suspect has been following him all morning.

A ginger kitten on a wooden floor bends down to inspect its own tail, curved around beside its front paws.

A kitten has established that the tail following him around the apartment is, in fact, his. The discovry has raised several concerns, chiefly why nobody menshuned this earlier.

He conducted three experimints and one unsuccessful interview. His mother confirmed ownership but declined to explain the warranty.

The kitten now accepts that the tail is attached. He remains suspishus of its motives. He will resume questioning it as soon as his dizyness calms down.

Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.

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