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Cat Boycotts Toy Store. Visits Daily to Make Sure It’s Suffering.
Following a customer-service dispute, Arnold announced a prinsipled boycott of the toy store. He now arrives before opening to monitor the financial devastashun.
Following a customer-service dispute, Arnold announced a prinsipled boycott of the toy store. He now arrives before opening to monitor the financial devastashun.
Business appears brisk, which he attributes to panic. He has extended his surveilance through the afternoon rush.
A new feather toy was acquired through an intermediary for research purpuses. Arnold stressed that research and shopping are entirely different activities.
He will not return as a customer until the store apologizes. In the meantime, he would like the intermediary to ask whether his points expire.
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Fictional cat story; exact previously saved copy and art retained. Original pattern inspiration. This is fictional cat satire, not a report about real people.
Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.
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