HEALTH / PERSONAL ACHIEVEMENTS
Graham returns from vet having recieved very positive encouragement. He also has no testicles now.
Graham has chosen to focus on the compliments.
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THE STREET
HEARD THINGS.
Three stories. No one behaved.
HALLOWEEN
Halloween Host Deeply Touched That Someone Came Dressed as Him.
One human arrived at Edgar’s Halloween party dressed as Edgar. His first suspishun was that he was being mocked. He circled the costume twice, looking for evidence.
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WARDROBE / BUILDING PERMITS
MURRAY’S NEW HALLOWEEN COSTUME HAS ITS OWN SOLAR SYSTEM.
The cathedral was apparently too restrained.
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