HALLOWEEN
Halloween Host Deeply Touched That Someone Came Dressed as Him.

One human arrived at Edgar’s Halloween party dressed as Edgar. His first suspishun was that he was being mocked. He circled the costume twice, looking for evidence.
Then he decided that impression is the highest form of flattery. Someone had gone to all this effort! A personul tribyute! Edgar was genuinly touched and sat beside his admirer for photographs.
He did mention that the costume looked like a chubbier version of himself. Flattered, yes. Blind, no.
Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.
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