ORANGE CAT WELCOMES BURGLAR. SHOWS HIM WHERE EVERYONE SLEEPS.

An orange cat greeted a neighborhood burglar with such enthusiasum that the man briefly checked whether they had met. They had not. The cat was simply delighted that someone had arrived without a vacuum cleaner.

He began an impromptoo tour, indicating the sleeping household with several extremely audible announcements. His hospitallity also included rubbing against the visitor’s trousers whenever he attempted to leave.

An adult resident appeared in the hallway before the introductshuns were finished. The visitor departed empty-handed. The cat watched him go with visible disappointmint, then returned to announce that everyone had been terribly rude to his guest.

Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.