PARENTING / STAFFING CRISIS
CAT HIRES FIVE NANNIES. SIXTH NEEDED TO HEAR HOW HARD IT IS.
Every need has been delegated except the need to complain.
Society mother Cressida has hired five nannies to manage her litter, then advertised for a sixth after discovering none of the others had time to listen.
The new position involves nodding while Cressida explains that nobody understands how exhausting it is to do absolutely everything herself.
Meals, washing, bedtime and remembering which kitten is which are already covered. Emotional support for the employer remains a serious gap in provishun.
Applicants must be discreet, sympathetic and available during the hours Cressida describes as “my only moment to myself.”
Those are most hours.
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Pattern inspiration: Kim Kardashian discusses her five-nanny childcare rotation. — Page Six, 2026-10-04. This is an original fictional cat story, not a report about the real people in that coverage.
Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.
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