HALLOWEEN / STAFF MORALE
HAUNTED HOUSE FAILS TO SCARE CAT. MONSTERS TAKE IT PERSONALLY.
The vampire would like a little professional courtesy.
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THE STREET
HEARD THINGS.
Three stories. No one behaved.
RELATIONSHIPS / PERSONAL GROWTH
WITCH TURNS BOYFRIEND INTO FROG. CAT FINDS HIM MUCH MORE INTERESTING.
Martin finally brings something to the relationship.
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PERSONAL GROWTH / NO RETURNS
MURRAY DECLARES HALLOWEEN STUPID. WILL GO AS HIMSELF.
His new self-help book recommends a less elaborate journey.
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