RELATIONSHIPS / PERSONAL GROWTH

WITCH TURNS BOYFRIEND INTO FROG. CAT FINDS HIM MUCH MORE INTERESTING.

OCTOBER 31, 2026 / BY THE CAT DISTRICT STREET DESK

A ginger tabby watches a small green frog on swept flagstones in a stone-and-timber witch cottage, while an older witch stirs a steaming iron cauldron over a fire behind them.

A local witch has turned her boyfriend Martin into a frog, prompting the cat’s first genuine interest in him after three years of cohabitatshun. Previously, Martin contributed nothing to the household except opinions about parking.

Now he hops. The improvment is considerabul. The cat has canceled his afternoon to follow Martin around the kitchen and is reportedly delighted with his new personalitty.

The witch says the spell is reversibel. The cat says they should stop trying to change him.

Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.

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