FASHION
VINTAGE COLLAR RETURNS TO FASHION. CAT DEMANDS APOLOGY FROM EVERYONE WHO LAUGHED.
The collar survived. So did her memory.
READ THE APOLOGY POLICY →SATURDAY’S PAPER / OCTOBER 10, 2026
THE STREET
HEARD THINGS.
Three stories. Three overheards. No one behaved.
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS
WIFE TRIES NEW WIG. HUSBAND’S ENTHUSIASM BECOMES A PROBLEM.
His explanation was getting worse. Then the wig moved.
INSPECT THE NEW ARRANGEMENT →
AN IMPORTANT REVISED ANNOUNCEMENT
UPDATE! MURRAY CHANGES HIS HALLOWEEN COSTUME.
He is now a seafood platter.
THE REVISED GRAND UNVEILING →OVERHEARD BY THE VENT / OCTOBER 10, 2026
THEY SAID
WHAT NOW?
Fictional overheards. Nobody here can be trusted.
“I tried to wink. He asked if I needed my drops.”— Valerie, abandoning subtlety
“She said “come as you are.” Then she looked at me.”— Margo, still in the doorway
“He built me a little staircase to the bed. I’ve stopped calling him temporary.”— an elderly tabby, reconsidering the boyfriend