DOMESTIC AFFAIRS
WIFE TRIES NEW WIG. HUSBAND’S ENTHUSIASM BECOMES A PROBLEM.
His explanation was getting worse. Then the wig moved.
A cat tried on a small blonde wig and received more attention from her husband than she has had all week. At first, this was lovely.
“You should keep it,” he sez. She asked what he meant. He said it made things exciting again, then appeared to realise there were several problems with that sentence.
She shook the wig off. He immediately crouched, wiggled his bottom and pounced on it.
She is relieved it was a hunting instinct. Less relieved that he has taken it to dinner.
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Pattern inspiration: Lisa Rinna recounting Harry Hamlin’s request that she keep her Madonna-inspired wig on at home. — Star, 2026-09-29. This is an original fictional cat story, not a report about the real people in that coverage.
Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.
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