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AN IMPORTANT REVISED ANNOUNCEMENT

UPDATE! MURRAY CHANGES HIS HALLOWEEN COSTUME.

OCTOBER 10, 2026 / BY THE CAT DISTRICT STREET DESK

He is now a seafood platter.

Murray, a chunky asymmetric calico, reclines in a stuffed lobster costume with a silver platter, felt prawns, oysters and lemon wedges.

Murray has withdrawn his previous Halloween announcement. The ship and wig were apparently a preliminary desishun.

He is now a seafood platter, complete with lobster claws, prawns and lemon wedges.

“This is the one,” he announced. “I look magnificent.”

He has asked that nobody squeeze the lemon.

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