LITERARY SOCIETY
CAT BOOK CLUB VOTES TO DISCUSS ABSENT MEMBER INSTEAD.
For once, everybody has done the reading.
JOIN THE DISCUSSION →WEDNESDAY’S PAPER / OCTOBER 14, 2026
THE STREET
HEARD THINGS.
Three stories. Three overheards. No one behaved.
SIDELINE SUPPORT
CAT’S GIRLFRIEND CHEERS HIM ON DURING HUNT. MOUSE THANKS HER FOR WARNING.
His biggest fan has excellent projection.
HEAR THE ENCOURAGEMENT →
FILM
CAT DIRECTOR REPLACES LEAD ACTOR WITH AI CAN OF TUNA. CALLS PERFORMANCE “IRRESISTIBLE.”
The director has found his muse. It is packed in spring water.
WATCH THE PERFORMANCE →OVERHEARD BY THE VENT / OCTOBER 14, 2026
THEY SAID
WHAT NOW?
Fictional overheards. Nobody here can be trusted.
“She’s using her maiden name. He doesn’t know he’s single yet.”— a woman, helping with the monogram
“He leaves the heating on for me. I’ve stopped letting the other cats call him stupid.”— a tabby, defending the staff
“This exhibit is crunchy.”— a cat, being removed from the butterfly house