STYLE / SUSPICIOUS GROOMING
LOCAL LONGHAIR DEBUTS TOTAL SHAVE; REFUSES TO DISCUSS FLEAS OR “THE INCIDENT”
Nobody believes it was “just for summer.”
Roderick, a longhair known for refuzeing even basic trims, appered Thursday with evrything below the neck shaved except his boots and tail tip.
His publickist called it “a fresh era” and asked reporters not to specalate about flees, gambling det or what happened behind the dry cleaner.
Roderick said the look was intenshunal, then hid beneath a parked car for fourty minutes. Witneses say he hissed when someone used the phrase “court-ordered grooming.”
CatDistrict has accepted none of this.
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Pattern inspiration: Colin Farrell surprised onlookers with a newly shaved head — Page Six, 2026-09-17. This is an original fictional cat story, not a report about the real people in that coverage.