SOCIETY
CAT FINALLY ADMITTED TO EXCLUSIVE CLUB. IMMEDIATELY OBJECTS TO NEXT APPLICANT.
A society cat who spent years calling the district’s private club a nest of unbearable snobs has finally been admitted. She immediately chose a velvet chair and became concerned about standards.
A society cat who spent years calling the district’s private club a nest of unbearable snobs has finally been admitted. She immediately chose a velvet chair and became concerned about standards.
“We can’t let just anyone in,” she sez. Until yesterday, this was precisely her complaint, but with different emphasis.
The next applicant has excellent references, impeccable grooming and a long history of service to the club. She still feels something is off.
Her strongest objection is that he reminds her of herself. The committee has agreed to look into it.
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Pattern inspiration: Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner reportedly gaining admission to Indian Creek Country Club. — Page Six, 2026-10-05. This is an original fictional cat story, not a report about the real people in that coverage.
Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.
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