DINING / VERY INDEPENDENT
CAT REVIEWS CITY’S RESTAURANTS. FIVE STARS FOR FISH. ONE STAR FOR EVERYONE ELSE.
His standards are exacting. There is one standard.
CONSULT THE EXPERT →TUESDAY’S PAPER / SEPTEMBER 29, 2026
THE STREET
HEARD THINGS.
Three stories. Three overheards. No one behaved.
COUNTRY / SECOND CHOICE
COUNTRY KITTY’S “CHOOSIN’ PUPPIES” BREAKS RECORDS. HER HUMAN STILL CHOOSES PUPPIES.
Number one everywhere except her own house.
CHECK ON THE STAR →
JUSTICE / FIRST IMPRESSIONS
CAT REPORTS FOR JURY DUTY. HAS ALREADY DECIDED EVERYONE IS GUILTY.
She has an open mind. Nothing is getting in.
HEAR THE VERDICT →OVERHEARD BY THE VENT / SEPTEMBER 29, 2026
THEY SAID
WHAT NOW?
Fictional overheards. Nobody here can be trusted.
“I’m taking a break from dating. Nobody has noticed.”— Lydia, still checking
“No, do finish. I want to hate you accurately.”— Sylvia, canceling her taxi
“The humans are sleeping in separate rooms. Best week of my life.”— Cedric, alternating duvets