IMPORTANT THINKING
Scottish Fold Denies Having Given Up. Says This Is His Thinking Position.
A Scottish Fold has rejected reports that he has given up, explaining that important decishuns require a position in which nobody expects him to get up.
A Scottish Fold has rejected reports that he has given up, explaining that important decishuns require a position in which nobody expects him to get up.
He has been considering the same biscuit since eleven. Colleagues mistook this for inactivitee, but he says several competing strategies are under review.
The household has offered him a more professionul chair. He declined on ergonomic grounds and requested that all further bizness be brought to the couch.
Asked when thinking might produce a result, he closed his eyes to improve concentrashun.
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