SOCIETY / NAMING RIGHTS
NEW KITTEN GIVEN BEAUTIFUL NAME. HOUSEHOLD ALREADY CALLING HER “STOP THAT.”
A name chosen with love. A second name chosen near the curtains.
The household spent three evenings choosing Arabella Clementine, a name they felt balanced elegance, warmth and a certain literary sensibility.
By breakfast she had become Stop That. By lunch, Stop That Right Now. Her full formal title is currently Oh My God What Is In Your Mouth.
The engraved bowl has already arrived, which the family admits was premachure. Arabella has not responded to it once.
She does, however, come running when anyone says, “At least she’s finally asleep.”
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Pattern inspiration: Dylan Sprouse reveals his and Barbara Palvin’s daughter’s name. — E! News, 2026-09-29. This is an original fictional cat story, not a report about the real people in that coverage.
Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.
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