Engagement Ends After Discovery That He Slow-Blinks at Everyone.

The engagement is off after Frances learned that Oliver’s supposedly intimut slow blink was available to the general public. Witnesses include the housekeeper, a delivery driver, and a photograph of Stanley Tucci.

Frances described the revelashun as humiliating, particulerly because she had already announced they communicated without words. Oliver’s representativ called the gesture basic hospitality.

She is keeping the window seat under their informal separashun agreement. Asked whether reconciliation remained possible, Frances said, “Ask Stanley. Apparently they have something.”

Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.