DINING & OUTRAGE
Longhaired Cat Sends Dinner Back Because There Is Cat Hair in It.
A longhaired diner has returned his dinner after discovering a hair, describing the incident as a devastating collapse in standerds.
A longhaired diner has returned his dinner after discovering a hair, describing the incident as a devastating collapse in standerds.
He requested the manager, the chef and whoever was responsible for the general atmosfeer. An offer of a fresh plate was judged insufficiently apologetick.
The restaurant has promised a full investigashun. The diner has promised to remain at the table until someone looks genuinely ashamed.
He would also like his replacement served quickly. Being appalled has done nothing to diminish his appatite.
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Fictional cat story; exact canonical copy and art retained. This is fictional cat satire, not a report about real people.
Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.
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