LOCAL / REPUTATION DAMAGE
LOCAL ENFORCER’S HUMAN CALLS HIM PUDDING IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.
The boundary negotiations have taken an unfortunate turn.
READ THE DAMAGE REPORT →SUNDAY’S PAPER / OCTOBER 25, 2026
THE STREET
HEARD THINGS.
Three stories. Three overheards. No one behaved.
ASTROLOGY / LIABILITY
PLANET MERCURY BLAMED FOR VASE. MERCURY WAS NOT IN THE ROOM.
A planet has been named in the incident report.
CONSULT THE STARS →
INTERIORS / FINAL APPROVAL
NEW WHITE SOFA UNVEILED. BLACK CAT REQUESTS TEN MINUTES ALONE.
The room is finished. He disagrees.
INSPECT THE NEW SOFA →OVERHEARD BY THE VENT / OCTOBER 25, 2026
THEY SAID
WHAT NOW?
Fictional overheards. Nobody here can be trusted.
“I told the waiter we weren’t in a hurry. I don’t know who I was trying to impress.”— a woman, eating a breadstick for dinner
“The family group chat is quieter without me. I’ve borrowed Dad’s phone.”— an aunt, checking the damage
“She leaves the bathroom door open for me now. You can train them.”— a cat, discussing the marriage