SUNDAY’S PAPER / OCTOBER 18, 2026
Three stories. Three overheards. No one behaved.
DISTRICT BUSINESS
Following a customer-service dispute, Arnold announced a prinsipled boycott of the toy store. He now arrives before opening to monitor the financial devastashun.
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DINING & OUTRAGE
A longhaired diner has returned his dinner after discovering a hair, describing the incident as a devastating collapse in standerds.
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SMALL GOOD THINGS
A local cat’s afternoon improved beyond all reasonable expectashuns when the crinkly paper he was investigating revealed another crinkly paper underneath.
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Fictional overheards. Nobody here can be trusted.
“They’re very private. I had to hear about the affair from him.”— her best friend, feeling demoted
“She moved my bed into the sun without waking me. That’s love, I think.”— an old cat, opening one eye
“The app says my password is weak. It should meet my boyfriend.”— a woman, keeping both for now