FAMILY / ADVANCED PLACEMENT
BIG BROTHER TEACHES KITTEN TO CLIMB CURTAINS. BOTH NEED RESCUING.
The introductory course has developed a second part.
An older brother’s first morning of private instruckshun ended with both pupils requesting a human. His currikulum had covered speed, claw placement and how to ignore someone saying your full name.
Descent was apparently a separate module. The instructor defended his experteez, explaining that he had never claimed to offer an all-inclusive service.
The kitten rekwested a refund. His brother pointed out that the lesson was free, then issued himself a certifikate for mentoring. Both accepted being carried downstairs, although the instructor described his journey as a demonstration.
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Pattern inspiration: Olivia Culpo and Christian McCaffrey’s daughter embraces her new baby brother. Published 2026-10-20. Fictional cats and dialogue; this story does not describe the real people. Original pattern inspiration. This is fictional cat satire, not a report about real people.
Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.
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