ENTERTAINMENT / LOWER YOUR CHIN
DIRECTOR FLOODED WITH AUDITIONS FOR DIVA BIOPIC; SAYS NONE HAVE MASTERED HER DISDAIN.
Every cat can do a staircase turn. Contempt remains a rare skill.
REVIEW THE REJECTIONS →THURSDAY’S PAPER / SEPTEMBER 24, 2026
THE STREET
HEARD THINGS.
Three stories. Three overheards. No one behaved.
SEASONAL LIVING / LIGHT A MATCH
FALL’S NEW LITTER SCENT IS... PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE! DISTRICT PREPARES TO POOP FESTIVELY.
Autumn arrives in the box, wearing a tiny scarf and charging extra.
ENTER THE SEASONAL BOX →
MUSIC / PEACEFUL TRANSFER
MASKED QUÉBÉCOIS CAT DUO MAKES U.S. TV DEBUT; CONFUSED HUMANS APPLAUD WILDLY.
Two masks, one double-neck instrument and a room mistaking phase one for performance art.
FOLLOW THE PEACEFUL TRANSFER →OVERHEARD BY THE VENT / SEPTEMBER 24, 2026
THEY SAID
WHAT NOW?
Fictional overheards. Nobody here can be trusted.
“I’d be terrifying if I weren’t tired and afraid of the vacuum.”— Lionel, under the bed since Tuesday
“Tucker Wetmore got a VMA nomination. I would also like to nominate the shirt for immediate removal.”— Cleo, making biscuits on the remote
“Oh cool! Meta made new pervert glasses!”— Vera, covering the lens with one paw