HOUSEHOLD / NEW ARRIVALS
Cat Delighted to Learn Family Is Getting a Dog. Assumes He Will Be in Charge of It.
Bert has greeted news of a household dog with genuine enthuziasm. He prepared a small bed beside his own and has been checking it regularly in case the dog arrived quietly.
Bert has greeted news of a household dog with genuine enthuziasm. He prepared a small bed beside his own and has been checking it regularly in case the dog arrived quietly.
His training currikulum begins with coming when Bert calls. The humans may also call, but he considers their authority provisionul.
The newcomer immediately fell asleep beside him. Bert postponed the remaining instrukshun and stayed very still so he would not wake his friend.
Management has never required this much cuddling before. Bert is prepared to put in the hours.
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Pattern inspiration: Fictional cat story; exact previously saved copy and art retained. — OK!, Saved original story-bank provenance. This is an original fictional cat story, not a report about the real people in that coverage.
Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.
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