WEDNESDAY’S PAPER / OCTOBER 28, 2026
Three stories. No one behaved.
TECHNOLOGY
A household cat praised an experimental AI petting machine for its consistensee, quiet motor and excellent cheek technique. His satisfakshun lasted until the other cat received the same treatment.
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HOUSEHOLD ADVICE
Humans, our dog has tremendous enthuziasm and very little on his calendar. As the cat in charge, I have prepared seven ideas for what you can do with him. He likes being included.
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HALLOWEEN
Murray has revised his Halloween desishun again. He is now a cathedral, a costume he says reflects his lifelong interest in architectchure, which began when he saw this one.
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