NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH WATCHES BURGLAR. NO ONE GETS UP.

Three members of the neighborhood watch observed a burglar leaving with a television and described the operashun as a success. Visibility was excellent. Attendunce was unusually strong.

Asked why nobody intervened, the chaircat pointed out that this was a watch, not a neighborhood chase. Any change to their responsibilities would require a seperate meeting.

A detailed descripshun has been promised once somebody remembers the man. For now, the offishul report says he was standing exactly where the afternoon sun normally goes. They also remembered that he was carrying a TV.

Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.