WEATHER / EXTENDED OUTLOOK
Weather Desk: Excellent Sunbeam Expected to Reach Other End of Couch.
Conditions are improving at the far cushion.
CHECK THE FORECAST →MONDAY’S PAPER / OCTOBER 26, 2026
THE STREET
HEARD THINGS.
Three stories. Three overheards. No one behaved.
SEASONAL / FIELD NOTES
7 Ways to Make the Most of Fall, Written by a Cat.
The tree is doing something. Clear your afternoon.
READ THE FALL RECOMMENDATIONS →
INTERIORS / OCCUPANCY
NEW COOKWARE ARRIVES. GRAHAM MOVES INTO THE COLANDER.
The kitchen upgrade has acquired a tenant.
MEET THE NEW RESIDENT →OVERHEARD BY THE VENT / OCTOBER 26, 2026
THEY SAID
WHAT NOW?
Fictional overheards. Nobody here can be trusted.
“I bought noise-canceling headphones. Now I can hear myself chew. I’m worse.”— a woman, taking them off
“That’s not a costume. He’s like that.”— a cat, watching the dog greet trick-or-treaters
“She made a space for me between the pillows. I’d only been there an hour.”— a newly adopted cat, home already