WEDDINGS
CAT COUPLE PLANS SECRET WEDDING. BRIDE ASKS WHO’S HANDLING PRESS.
A private ceremony. A carefully selected hedge.
CHECK THE GUEST LIST →SUNDAY’S PAPER / OCTOBER 11, 2026
THE STREET
HEARD THINGS.
Three stories. Three overheards. No one behaved.
PROPERTY
CAT ACCIDENTALLY BUYS HOUSE AT AUCTION. WAS ONLY SCRATCHING HIS EAR.
He had an itch. The auctioneer saw ambition.
INSPECT THE WINNING BID →
SOCIETY / DAMAGE CONTROL
CAT APOLOGIZES FOR INSULT. REPEATS IT FOR ANYONE WHO MISSED IT.
She would like to clear the air. Can everyone hear her?
HEAR THE FULL APOLOGY →OVERHEARD BY THE VENT / OCTOBER 11, 2026
THEY SAID
WHAT NOW?
Fictional overheards. Nobody here can be trusted.
“I’ve learned to accept compliments. I’m waiting to practice.”— a tuxedo cat, freshly brushed
“She’s not late. She’s making an entrance. We’ve started dessert.”— the hostess, enjoying herself
“The printer heard me say I was in a hurry.”— a woman, now negotiating