FASHUN EMERGENCY
CAT’S RED-CARPET COLLAR TOO EXPENSIVE TO SCRATCH UNDER.
The jewels are borrowed. The itch is her own.
A VERY DELICATE SITUASHUN →TUESDAY’S PAPER / OCTOBER 6, 2026
THE STREET
HEARD THINGS.
Three stories. Three overheards. No one behaved.
SOCIETY / SECOND HELPINGS
ARISTOCAT USES DIFFERENT NAME NEXT DOOR. RECEIVES SECOND DINNER AS “DAVE.”
At home, he has a title. Next door, he has chicken.
MEET HIS OTHER LORDSHIP →
AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
MURRAY UNVEILS HIS HALLOWEEN COSTUME.
There is a ship on his wig. He is very pleased.
THE GRAND UNVEILING →OVERHEARD BY THE VENT / OCTOBER 6, 2026
THEY SAID
WHAT NOW?
Fictional overheards. Nobody here can be trusted.
“I rehearsed being casual. It came out as a bow.”— Cecily, meeting the new neighbor
“The cat sitter called me handsome. We should travel more.”— a ginger tom, beside the suitcase
“Autocorrect changed ‘regards’ to ‘regrets.’ I’ve left it.”— Marion, accepting the invitation