PROPERTY / ABSENT OWNER
TWO CATS SEEN ENTERING THIRD CAT’S EMPTY APARTMENT; DOORMAN “SAW NOTHING”
The apartment was empty. The guest list was not.
READ THE STORY →MONDAY’S PAPER / SEPTEMBER 14, 2026
THE STREET
HEARD THINGS.
Three stories. Three overheards. No one behaved.
ROMANCE / TERMS UPDATED
LOCAL CAT ANNOUNCES CELIBACY; THREE PORCHES REQUEST CLARIFICATION
Nobody gets “intimate access” until they are “the one.” Previous applicants would like their paperwork returned.
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FAMILY / NEUTRAL TERRITORY
DIVORCED CATS PHOTOGRAPHED AT SAME BIRTHDAY TABLE; FAMILY CALLS IT “PROGRESS”
They sat together, shared the kibble, and only corrected the seating chart twice.
READ THE STORY →OVERHEARD BY THE VENT / SEPTEMBER 14, 2026
THEY SAID
WHAT NOW?
Fictional overheards. Nobody here can be trusted.
“I’m not saying he’s been neutered. I’m saying his opinions have changed.”— Beatrice, from behind the radiator
“She calls it a dinner party. I call it six people lying about liking the risotto.”— Oliver, under the table
“We’re not fighting. I simply no longer acknowledge her chair.”— Claudia, occupying her chair