Biscuit Runs Upstairs to Tell Other Cat About Downstairs.

Biscuit arrived upstairs with an urgent announcment concerning downstairs, where several developments were reportedly underway. These included a drawer, somebody moving a bag, and a sound he would not attempt to describe.

His colleeg agreed to inspect the situashun. Biscuit immediately led the way, pausing halfway down to reconsider what had brought them together.

The investgation continued without a stated objective. Both cats eventually reached the kitchen, where Biscuit expressed considrable surprise at finding the bag. “You need to see this,” he said, to the cat already seeing it.

Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.