HALLOWEEN / UNFINISHED BUSINESS
HALLOWEEN GHOST STOPS TO LICK ITSELF.
The haunting has paused for personal reasons.
INVESTIGATE THE APPARITION →TUESDAY’S PAPER / OCTOBER 27, 2026
THE STREET
HEARD THINGS.
Three stories. No one behaved.
CINEMA / UNFINISHED BUSINESS
Cat Co-Stars Reunite for Sequel. Immediately Resume Argument From First Film.
The sequel has picked up exactly where the hostility left off.
RETURN TO THE SET →
LUXURY / PERISHABLE ASSETS
Captain Barnaby Buys Pumpkin Yacht. Deeply Concerned About Seasonal Depreciation.
Captain Barnaby has questions about the resale market.
BOARD THE PUMPKIN YACHT →