LOCAL / EXECUTIVE CREDIT
Cat Takes Credit for Dog Chasing Bear Away. Credits Mind Control.
The dog did the running. Management has issued a statement.
A local cat claimed full credit after the household dog chased a bear out of the yard. His explanashun involved advanced mental powers, years of praktice and absolutely no need to interview the dog.
“How did you mind-control a bear?” our interviewer asked.
“I didn’t. That would be totally unrealistic. I mind-controlled the dog to chase the bear.”
Asked for evidense, he requested a consulting fee. The dog received a biscuit. The cat described this arrangemint as executive compensation.
THE HUMAN STORY BEHIND THE NONSENSE
Fictional cats, behavior and dialogue; no recurring identity assigned. Pattern inspiration only, not claims about real people. A small dog chases a bear out of a backyard in a viral video. Original pattern inspiration. This is fictional cat satire, not a report about real people.
Fiction & satire. These cats and their scandals are invented.
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